Friday, January 6, 2017

I sexually identify as Kyle Korver

I sexually Identify as a Kyle Korver. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stepping onto the hardwood and shooting over 40% on my threes. People say to me that a person being a Korver is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I'm beautiful(look like Ashton Kutcher). I’m having a team of the best medical surgeons repair my ankle and elbow to 2014 conditions. From now on I want you guys to call me “Threezus” and respect my right to come off screens and get open. If you can’t accept me you’re a kylophobe and need to check your general management privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.



Submitted January 06, 2017 at 10:56AM by cripplercrawlspace

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