-phone ringing noises-
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Hello Washington Wizards, and thank you for applying to be rivals with the Boston Celtics! We look forward to tonight's game.
You are currently in a rivalry queue behind the following:
1) The Los Angeles Lakers
2) LeBron James
3) Every other team in the history of the association
If you would still like to become rivals with the Celtics, please press 1. If you would like to wait until your team actually matters, please press 2. If you're only calling because you're mad at Jae Crowder, please press 9, then 9 again, and our next representative will be with you never.
If none of the options presented are sufficient in answering your question, please call during our regular ours:
Maybe 9 - 5, maybe go fuck yourself
.........hangs up
im in big fucking trouble if we lose tonight
Submitted January 24, 2017 at 10:58AM by TheNotoriousJTS